ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

(via humoristics)

sail0r-sadist:

foreverwholocked:

thewordwielder:

Expectations:

Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out?

Reality:

Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?

Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

MY MOTHER

This is actually true.

So true.

(Source: hoyitsdashexy, via cats-love-and-music)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via snailsalt)